18 Year Old Virgin Movie
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This female flip on "lose your virginity" comedies follows an 18-year-old girl as she tries desperately to become a woman the night before throwing her cap in the air for graduation. With teenage libidos pulsing all around her, getting laid would seem a cinch. Unfortunately, that's easier said than she's done.
| Alberto Alvarado | Frank |
| Cole Carson | Brian |
| Dustin Fitzsimons | Buck |
| Conor Gomez | Party Guy |
| Dustin Harnish | Ryan Lambert |
| Collen Drew Henderson | Chuck |
| Daniel Sykes | Jeremy |
| Kim Argetsinger | Wendy |
| Olivia Alaina May | Katie Powers |
| Tamara Olson |
2.70 out of 10 (3492 votes)
Visitor Reviews
One star for the main chick. A big steaming pile of poo for the movie.
posted on 31 Aug 2009WOW so glad I saw this free online. This was garbage. Not even close to American Pie or others. This was ultra low budget. Horribly acted and a script writen by a 13 year old.
Best thing was the main chick showing her breasts. A tad skinny for my taste but oh well.
This sucked and not in a good way.
18 Year Old Virgin Is Experienced At Funny
posted on 31 Aug 200918 Year Old Virgin, while a low low budget throw away straight to Dvd movie, pleasantly surprised me. The main girl's quest for a bizarre loss of her virginity as a condition pursuant to beginning a more meaningful relationship with a specific proud, decent ( and later we learn Gay) gentleman proves to be outlandish, funny and raunchy to say the least. While some of the sex jokes are degrading though still no more than R rated, the movie's softcare feel is actually engaging in bringing out the film's vibrant if not occasionally warped humor. This is a movie I consider a good recommend. I am giving it 8 1/2 out of 10 stars!
Finally An Actress As Crude As SETH ROGEN
posted on 31 Aug 200918 YEAR OLD VIRGIN
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THIS is a very funny movie, Really captures all that teen angst about getting sexed stuff.
Katie wants to lose her virginity at a senior party and has numerous misadventures in trying.
Very well written and acted, For what it be.
Although cast is unknowns and with a challenging budget, Think they pulled off what well known and heavily financed features fail at.
Lots of crude jokes and ample nudity, Congrats to all bringing back the Old Asylum !
I loved this movie....do I need help?
posted on 23 Jul 2009I didn't recognize any of the actors and the beginning took me a little while to get into, but honest to god I laughed my ass off at certain parts. I completely got into the fact that it was a female point of view. My favorite part was disgusting and outrageously funny at the same time. I don't wanna give it away but believe me all my girlfriends can relate.... MY girlfriend told me about this movie(so obviously some else liked it) and I rented it not knowing anything and now I've read some of these comments and I think they are forgetting the kind of movie they rented! If you want Braveheart, go get Braveheart. For what it was it was pretty darn entertaining.
Challenge in the sense of watching it till the end
posted on 17 Jul 2009Out of tons of the movies of the same thematic, this one is the far worst I have ever seen. Very bad acting, sound synchronization is also disastrous (I was expecting to see the microphone at some stage, but I couldn't, so that's plus). Conversation is worst then in the majority of adult movies, same accounts for the script globally. Humour is copy/paste from different movies, so it's not worth commenting any more... My recommendation is: JUST SKIP THIS, don't waste your time Rating: Sinjce 0 is not allowed ps. I finished it after 3 days (my friend recommend it to watch it, and I don't understand if he was joking, or he was in the weird mood)
Wake up Americans..
posted on 09 Jul 2009There are certain points that I feel others should know after watching this film:1. First of all, wake up Americans. I mean those who just think they knew the whole world just by touring a few countries and thinking they are the next generation encyclopedias. It's not. At least come from those dreams. You just failed.2. In the picture, a character refers to his penis with the name "Rama". It is a holy name in Hinduism and how can the director give that kind of name. Is it just ignorance or stupidity? Or stupidity out of ignorance? People can't just understand if I tel you in these words. Instead I'll put it clearly like this. Imagine the same person naming his penis as "Jesus Christ" and the heroine christening her vagina as "Holy Mary". It seems very disgusting, right? So is it when you use names of other religions. 3. I don't want to hurt the feelings of others. But just wanted to let you know that making cheap films with no ethics, but only for the sole purpose of money doesn't make any sense. If you are for making money, there are lot more fields other than film making too. 4. I don't mean to say every director should be like a Scorsese, Coppola or Cameroon. But at least they should have the minimum knowledge about the basics of film making. This movie is just another crap made just for money. I would certainly recommend you to abstain from watching it. It's just waste of your precious 90 Min's of your life watching it.
Worst low budget movie Ever
posted on 27 Jun 2009First of all the actors are way too bad, they said their lines without any grace, the acting of the extras sucks either, and also too old for doing 17 - 18 year old boys - girls, the budget is so low that all the movie is shoot on sets, and for example on the party scene they where drinking with empty cups, on other one ,one boy is getting high and there is no smoke coming out of his pipe, use tobacco men! the party looks like the most boring party ever, but i tell you, the acting is as as bad as the plot. Why these girl is so desperate to lose her virginity? why the guy who lives at the house let the party goes on with his grandpa in a coma upstairs? where are his parents? his dad or mom doesn't worry about his father in bed? Come on!! I read a review and it said that film students could do it better, and i agree. i haven't finished it but don't waste your time. Horror scenes: girl shaving on the bathroom, girl throwing up on a guys genitals, tantra sex scene.... all the movie stinks!!!
Gross...why did i even see this movie..!!!
posted on 19 Jun 2009Yes, this movie is awful. It has no story line just a girl who is persuaded by her friend to lose her virginity. Her overnight experience is shown in so not funny way. There is not a single scene where I laughed. I certainly need my one and a half hours back. It's a low budget movie with a no interesting plot. I mean why don't you go ahead and watch a porn movie there is nothing new you would find here. I would suggest you rather sleep in bed than fall asleep while watching it. Do not compare this flick with 40 year old virgin. It was far better than this. Okay I would give 1 out of 10 and guess what I am feeling generous by voting even 1.
Funny, Funny, Funny!
posted on 01 Jun 2009A few friends and I rented the movie last week and we thought it was hilarious! Brought me back to high school although I didn't have as much fun. It was def an awkward time for many people in life. I would compare it to American Pie type of humor. Generally these types of films always revolve around a guy so it was refreshing for the main character to be about a woman. Heck we need attention too!Great movie to sit back and help you forget about everyday life and problems. If you're looking for an Oscar nominating film, this is def not that. But are comedies or chick flicks Oscar worthy?
There we tons of funny scenes that I'm still laughing about days later
posted on 18 May 2009This movie brought back a lot of silly and fun memories from high school. I think the cast of characters perfectly fit their roles. There were tons of funny scenes and lines such as the guy who called his package a "Lingum" and her's a "Yoni". My favorite line of the whole movie was "No, some of them are ugly". I don't want to give it away so go rent the movie. I also think the music went perfectly with the scenes. "More faster, more faster..." I've been telling all of my friends about this. If you like sex comedies you'll like this. The only thing that bugged me was that with some of the actors, it didn't look like there was real beer in the cups.
A How-To on enjoying '18 Year Old Virgin'
posted on 30 Apr 2009***some possible slight spoilers below*** (and no it has nothing to due with being high or drunk or regressing back to your pubescent or prepubescent inner child to enjoy this movie) 1) Do NOT view this movie as a spoof. It's not a spoof of "40 Year Old Virgin", "American Pie", or any of a dozen teen sex comedies where the guy is running around trying madly and inanely to lose his virginity for **insert plot reason, however lame, here**. If you think it's a spoof, you'll be horribly disappointed, although it does contain some elements of the afore-mentioned movies I mentioned.2) Do NOT view this movie as a substitute for porno (if you're into such a thing). If you think it's a porno, you'll be horribly disappointed, although it does contain some elements of porno, including LOTS of T & A, both male and female frontal nudity, simulated male and female masturbation situations, as well as sexual positions and situations, hetero and homosexual alike, as well as simulation of fellatio (don't remember simulated cunnilingus though).3) Do NOT view this movie as a full-throttle laugh a minute comedy, although I believe it tried to be. If you think it's a full-throttle laugh a minute comedy, you'll be horribly disappointed, as there were too many jokes that misfired and/or were lamer than lame. In fact, during the first 30-35 minutes of this movie, I felt the attempted humor was SO lame that the Director and/or Writer would've been better served to simply ask the vast cast of young (and young looking) actors and actresses to merely tell them a funny sexy raunchy joke, and just mash the best of 'em together.***Then a strange and wonderful thing happened. At about the 35-38 minute mark, I actually audibly laughed at a joke. It was a wonderful turning point. And then I found myself laughing at a couple more. Then I found a couple of the humor situations VERY similar to American Pie (the first one - the good one). Then I found myself audibly laughing a couple more times.***Then I even found one sick joke that even sickened me (something I thought was near impossible to do). Later that joke's sickness was a bit mitigated, but...***Then I remembered that even in GOOD comedies like American Pie (the first one - the good one), 40 Year Old Virgin, and Superbad, they had some jokes that fell flat and/or short of the mark, too (admittedly not as many though). Heck, some of the American Pie sequels (won't mention which ones) were actually lamer than this movie in toto.4) Do view this as a comedic drama, much like the ABC Afterschool Specials of yore that I used to watch as a pubescent or prepubescent youth. Just the dirtiest most raunchy Afterschool Special that you can imagine.5) Do view this as a movie with a message (yes it's there), much like the ABC Afterschool Specials of yore. The message isn't necessarily rocket science or horribly deep, but neither were many of the Afterschool Specials' messages, either.6) Do view this movie as educational. Believe it or not (and I'm a 44 Year Old Non-Virgin ;-) ) I learned a new sexual position! Thus saving me from having to read the Kama Sinatra, or whatever it's called - lol. I'm eager to try it out, I just need to find a female partner my age that's limber enough to assume said position. ;-) And finally...7) Try to find in this movie an actor or actress of the opposite sex (or same sex if you're homosexual) that reminds you of someone you know, or used to know. It makes it quite a bit more interesting. The Rose character (Lauren Walsh) reminded me of a younger version of a someone I know. In some actions, but mostly her looks and especially expressions at times. This certainly helped the hour and a half go by pleasantly for me. ;-) Thanks for reading and now go ahead and enjoy the movie! (for what it's worth, I rated it a 5 ;-) )
So-so movie... great soundtrack though..
posted on 08 Apr 2009This Movie has its funny moments. Its not very original, being another teen comedy movie. Not really for minors, though, as they might get the thought that being a virgin at 18 sucks or is not socially accepted. One thing that I like about the movie is that the soundtrack is the killer. I found the track listing online and on the credits but I can't seem to find the song that was played when Katie was trying to get in bed with the Yoga dude.. it has a great beat and the lyrics were "uh-huh i like it like that".. does anyone now the title of the song and where I can download it? I've been trying to find this song for ages! can anybody help me?
long live naked scenes!
posted on 04 Apr 2009this movie really rules, no matter what they say about it or how many points they give it I saw this picture with the knowledge that it would be bad because this site told me so according to the points it had at that moment (2.5). how wrong I was! it started with a whole lot a naked video clips and I was embarrassed. I was thinking 'oh no, again this is the movie of someone who believed he could make American Pie over again', but soon it showed me its humor and I liked it a lot! the naked scenes where heavy, cool, erotic, ... it rules! there are some points that prove this movie isn't perfect, but only Forrest Gump is perfect in my eyes. naked scenes are the future! long live funny nakedness!
What kind of movie is this??
posted on 15 Mar 2009I think the movie is made with nothing in mind. I don't know how can anyone think that stuff would make someone laugh. The budget of the movie looks awfully low and thats not the point which is giving the movie the worst comment ever. The story is literally nothing, that kind of movie can be done by anyone and seriously this kind of a movie is not at all suitable to any age. That movie has nothing to offer, no lesson, no comedy or anything for instance. Besides the movie is even banned in some countries people in these countries are lucky that you're not watching this horrific and disgraceful movie. And i feel sorry for those people who want to escape and refresh their mind with a good movie and after seeing this its rather corrupting it.
Not the best film... But still funny
posted on 07 Mar 2009Before watching the movie, i actually checked it out here... i had an expectation that the movie would not be all that great (Due to all the comments and low rating) however after, i didn't think that it was all that bad. It may not be the best film this year, but a few funny parts did lighten up the mood. A rather average cast, however i did think that Todd Leigh performed excellently, making the movie actually bearable. Hope to see him in many more films... hopefully next-time alongside a more experienced cast. To any one thinking of watching this film: Its funny in places, however the lack of experience is quite visible...in both the cast and crew fun to watch 5/10.
I had horrible expectations and I was pleased at being let down - This is actually a pretty funny movie!
posted on 07 Feb 2009I had read other's reviews and had low expectations going into this movie, but i decided to watch it anyway and I am glad I did! It started slow and I initially wondered if it was indeed a complete waste of time - the opening scene was pretty much a low rent 1 for 1 rip off of American Pie, but I stayed the course like a true republican and after the first ten minutes it got WAY better. The plot revolves around relatively the same idea we've come to expect from all these sex comedies - hot girl in love with a hot guy who's in love with someone else, all the while hot girls best boy bud has been secretly lusting after her for years and a lusty friend (who happens to be female in this movie (and who happens to be quite hot)) who pushes her prudish friend into situations in which comedy ensues. Pretty straightforward but the fun comes from watching the actors try their hardest to make the outrageous plot points seem realistic - both the male and female protagonists here have some pretty hilarious scenes.Overall I'd give this movie at least a 6, maybe even a 7 just because I was so pleasantly surprised by how fun it was. It also had ample nudity if that's your boat and the girls are all hot. If you have an hour and a half and you wanna see a fun movie then go ahead and watch this.
For sure not like my childhood
posted on 05 Feb 2009I want to write something intelligent, but I assume that I should choose another movie for that. Oh well, I've seen this one yesterday, so let's see what my inspiration brings me.I could write about the actors. There's not that many of them (low budget; the same people appear in different places of the house all the time), and they generally don't display much talent. This being said, it could also be the script, making them speak or behave in a very unnatural matter. However, I did like the fact that at least the leading ladies were capable of facial expressions. I truly regret that some highly acclaimed actors miss out on this field. It's one thing to passionately say the lines, but it's another thing to express it visually. I refer to that horrible thing called Zoolander, and the 'look' that means everything (actually the best part of that movie).I could write about the plot, and then one sentence should do the trick: a girl wants to get some, and for some strange reason it's problematic. No plot worth mentioning, but hey, if you see this movie, it's probably because of the title, not because of the contents.I could write about the setting. It's a house, and it's a damn big one. Amazing how many bedrooms are allegedly in there, and how many people manage to make out undisturbed. And only one tiny bathroom. As a European I always wondered ... do people actually go to someone's house and soil every bedroom? For sure they don't do that here.I could write about the camera-work. Not HD, more like a professional attempt to use a handycam, but it only disturbs in the beginning.I could write about the nudity. Ah, here's the thing, the girls look good. Again I refer to the two leading ladies, who are hot. They should seriously be offered chances in bigger productions, and not only because of their physique, but also because I believe that there's actual talent present. As for the guys in this movie, please don't bother.Okay, I had my fun writing this. I watched the movie, didn't find it good, but I kept watching because of the leading girls. Also, I admit that in the second half, there were some good funny scenes. I don't regret seeing it, but I would advise the use of alcohol and male friends as company.
Just horrible and horribly unfunny: it will make IMDb bottom 250 (If it gets enough votes)
posted on 20 Jan 2009Imagine taking movies with some genuine quality and humor and copying everything and making it all flat,turgid, and OTT, welcome to the horribly titled 18 Year Old Virgin.Full of the kind of humor that makes even 9th graders groan rather than laugh and without any smarts whatsoever this is one of the most unenjoyable films I have seen in a long time.Every opportunity to flash some T&A is taken, but my reaction was so what, and it is a movie that aims to be the most sexist, and definitely not the sexiest, movie of all time.Of the 117 votes cast as I write this 33.3% gave this 10 (err... note to publicity department, flack is OK - but let's keep it less blatant next time...OK?) and a stunning 30% gave this a ONE.... ooops!I'm sure there is an audience for this, who knows maybe it'll be someone's favorite ever movie - but more than a horrible, horrible plot and a dreadful script is the damn awful acting where lines are delivered without any attempt to get us involved.It all looks like an attempt to steal your money though oooh isn't it sexy, believe no it's not, avoid like the plague.....please.
Jiggly
posted on 31 Aug 2009Right off the bat, this is a teenage jiggle movie. It's supposed to be seen through an 18 year old female's eyes who is very anxious to lose her virginity so that she can be with her dream boy who will not go with virgins. Maybe the viewpoint is female, the director Tamara Olson is female.
The jiggle portion of the film is just OK. It's mostly backed with some very gross scene, somebody vomiting, shaving and getting hair everywhere, vomiting, and well, vomiting. So the effect is not exactly senuous.
This is a fairly low budget film. There are much better films shot with much lower budgets. The really bad production and awful jump cut editing in smooth action is all unforgiveable at any budget. The film just seems to move from one montage to the next with virtually no point. Editing is a pure 100% mess. And the characters are not exactly loveable.
Rated R, for, nudity. Yes there is full frontal, male and female. The language isn't terrible. There's no violence. Any humor is equally degrading to females and males, nobody is singled out here. Teenagers look stupid.
The DVD includes an interesting bit of bonus features. In fact, those might be a bit better than the movie (blessedly shorter). The blooper reel is actually not bad, there's some good play between the two female leads. The other featurette is creatively cut together "interviews" with each actor and actress telling at what age they lost their virginity, and then in a second piece how they lost it. It's kind of fun to watch before the movie.
Overall, a really badly made film. The jiggle is OK. Both males and females will be equally offended by the jokes. A twisted teenage coming of age film.