Hood Of Horror Movie
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It AIN'T all good in da hood
A hip hop horror anthology of three tales of terror told by the Hound of Hell (Snoop Dogg) that revolve around the residents of an inner-city neighborhood whose actions determine where they will go in the afterlife.
| Snoop Dogg | HOH/Devon |
| Ernie Hudson | Roscoe |
| Danny Trejo | Derelict |
| Pooch Hall | Sod |
| Anson Mount | Tex Jr |
| Daniella Alonso | Posie |
| Lin Shaye | Clara |
| Brande Roderick | Tiffany |
| Richard Gant | Jackson |
| Aries Spears | Quon |
| Dallas Page | Jersey |
| Jeffrey Licon | Nib |
| Noel Gugliemi | Fatcap |
| Sydney Tamiia Poitier | Wanda |
| Tucker Smallwood | Stevens |
| Stacy Title |
4.20 out of 10 (641 votes)
Visitor Reviews
Snoop Dogg meets Jean-Paul Sartre...the wrong way
posted on 28 Jan 2009This incredibly pathetic spin on "Tales from the Crypt" features three vignettes portraying horrific tales involving life in the ghetto. True, there are some neat death scenes - namely the one incorporating caviar - but they hardly make up for the poorly constructed plot. Is this truly how low Snoop Dogg sinks on the silver screen? The first segment features a young woman dealing with gangs by X-ing out their graffiti...and it gets TRULY nasty. The second segment features a redneck and his hubby moving in with some men formerly under his father's command and REALLY getting on their nerves. Finally, a rap star gets more than he bargained for.What I mean by Jean-Paul Sartre is the third segment. What happens reminds me of Sartre's play "No Exit", about some people trapped in an existential Hell. Of course, I don't think that the people behind this movie intended for it to look like that. To be certain, there's absolutely nothing even remotely intellectual in this movie.All in all, I advise avoiding "Hood of Horror". It's barely one step above terrible. Posie (Daniella Alonso) and Tiffany (Brande Roderick) were kinda hot, though. Also starring Ernie Hudson (Winston in "Ghostbusters"), Danny Trejo (you've probably seen him in Robert Rodriguez's movies) and Lin Shaye (the sunburned neighbor in "There's Something About Mary", and later the retiring flight attendant in "Snakes on a Plane").
Blood, Gore, Snoop Dogg, Nudity, - how can it suck this bad?
posted on 07 Dec 2008I am a sucker for anthologies and will watch just about any one (except for the sacrilegious CREEPSHOW 3). This one, which got a brief theatrical release last fall, has to be one of the worst. Snoop Dogg is the Cribkeeper and he tells us three stories of ghetto horror. Unfortunately, all three stories are so predictable and, most offensively, boring. The first one has a girl who gets the power to kill with her spray paint from the Devil (Danny Trejo). The second one is a spoiled son who is forced to live with his dead dad's Vietnam vet platoon (including Ernie Hudson) in order to gain his inheritance. And the final story has a rapper selling his soul to make it big. Ugh. This pales in comparison to Rusty Cundiff's TALES FROM THE HOOD (1995) and is strictly amateur hour with the acting and stories. The only positives are the gory deaths and make-up effects. The strangest thing about the entire film is that it is directed by Stacy Title, who made the well received comedy-drama THE LAST SUPPER (1995).
I like Snoop and all, but this was just painful.
posted on 29 Nov 2008I knew this was going to be kind of ridiculous, and I was actually hoping for something along the lines of "Tales From the Crypt."Unfortunately, I could only sit through one story without almost vomiting... even then, it was hard to sit there hoping for some decent acting.Even the anime transitions weren't all that special, and I'm a huge anime fan. I wasn't desperate for entertainment, I just wanted to see what this was all about.What was Snoop thinking? 0/10
worse than bad
posted on 25 Nov 2008Without a doubt this is one of, if not THE, worst pieces of crap I have sat through. If it were not on cable and late at night and I was not bored out of my skull I would not have even looked. I have seen high school plays better acted. Snoop Dogg is horrid, the direction is non-existent and for someone to actually take credit for writing is ballsy. Snoop Dogg proves himself at least as talented as Madonna before a camera which is saying nothing. All around this is amateur crap dressed up as a real movie. A complete waste of time. The only reason I rated it as low I did is because the rating system does not allow for ZERO which is exactly what this abomination is.
Call me silly... But it works
posted on 12 Sep 2008Come on already... It's Snoop Dogg's horror anthology. I've certainly wasted more time on less. Hood Of Horror delivers straight forward campy fun, in the vein of "Tales From The Hood", "Creepshow" and a slew of others. HOH's three stories harbor lots of gory slapstick, boobs and gratuitous splatter, as Snoop himself hosts the bloody events. Anyone who rented / bought this film, and was thinking it would be anything other then the above (should be slapped with an idiot stick). The stories are silly, the acting is over-the-top and the idea behind the film is humorous... That's why it works! I expected an evening of comical B-movie splatter, and HOH delivered. Perfect for a Halloween party viewing or for anyone who enjoys unpretentious, old school horror / comedy. Way to go Snoop... Snoop-A-Loop.
Completely Amateur, and extremely bad so-called acting!
posted on 02 Sep 2008Now first things first, I love Snoop as a Rap artist but mostly his album "Doggystyle" is the quintessential rap album. Now this movie is terrible in so many ways. The acting is some of the worst I have ever seen. The directing was worse than a soap opera, and the stories are pointless and boring. I can see why this went Direct-to-DVD, because it is that bad. This reminds me of a poor mans "Tales from the Hood." There is nothing even mildly entertaining about this garbage either! I don't know why Snoop continues to try and act and produce movies that couldn't be shown on the Sci-Fi channel at Midnight! How this got made is beyond me. Please whatever you do, don't waste your time on this absolute garbage. I would recommend you try watching the above mentioned "Tales from the Hood" which is ten times more entertaining than this, and even that isn't that great, but it makes that look like a masterpiece.
That was a waste...of beer!
posted on 31 Aug 2008Now, I don't want to say this is the worst movie ever, but it's pretty bad. If it weren't for a couple redeeming qualities, this movie would be at the very bottom of the barrel.First of all, if the production value weren't so good, it wouldn't have even received the one showing it did. The production value is top notch. If it didn't involve Snoop Dogg, Danny Trejo, Jason Alexander, and a handful of other cool B-stars, then this movie wouldn't even be heard of. But it does. There is also one death that I didn't see coming. The others are terribly executed, no pun intended.The opening sequence, while cool looking, is ages too long. Snoop is his usual double g self. "Keepin it real," as it were. Some of the acting is down right laughable, namely Posie. And at times the director chooses to use clichéd camera tricks for seemingly no reason, other than to disorient you in a scareless horror flick.Intentional laughs, none. Scares, none. Smile worthy cheesy moments, a couple.Was it worth paying to see in the theatres? No. Is is worth paying for to rent? No. But is it worth getting your favorite style of intoxicated and watching it with a group of friends? Almost.
Should be renamed Hood of Horrible
posted on 17 May 2008I can't believe I saw this movie. It's not scary and it's not even funny. Such a waste of effort. I have to say this, the make up for the gore is good. The characters are interesting. But the story line is bad. It's like teaching kids that doing bad things bring you to Hell. And Hell has a lot of hot girls. They can actually think of better ways to teach the kids not to do bad things. What I think is they should waste their money making a Gangster movie starring Snoop Dog other than this horror movie. Not recommended for Horror movie fans. Maybe if you're a gangster or just looking for a movie that can kill you time, this might help.
Tales from the hood
posted on 19 Feb 2008Yes it is a hip hop version of Tales from the Crypt, with Snoop Dogg as the Crypt ... I mean the story teller! You'll get treated to three different stories here. And they are surprisingly good ... or at least they don't really suck! There are the gross ideas here and there and the clichés have to be used (it seems), but you'll get a lot of familiar faces (Danny Trejo and others), that do support the small stories/plots. It's good fun, the effects are decent, the acting is OK for horror, but it's not top notch. And the intermissions, are not that good, I would even say they do divert too much! That means the crypt keeper can rest ... in peace actually ;o)
fun and funny play on the horror genre
posted on 19 Feb 2008...i''ve been getting pretty sick of horror films lately, every one is pretty much the same movie. hood of horror is totally different, though. it's three stories, not one, and they're kind of like tales from the crypt, except they're all in the inner city. snoop plays the "cribkeeper"--haha--which makes for some really hilarious scenes. and the death scenes are awesome, you wouldn't believe how some of the people die in this film, it's rad! and brande roderick is in it, she is so hot. so is daniella alonso. even jason Alexander is in this movie, the cast is pretty nuts. this might not be the best horror film ever made, but it's definitely one of the funniest, and it's a refreshing spin on a genre that's starting to feel a little old again. good date movie, too, or just drinking beer and laughing at crap.
Ridiculous and stupid, a waste of time
posted on 01 Feb 2008OK now I realize that Snoop Dogg is a rapper and not a film guru or anything but this movie was just plain horrible and I could have made it a hell of a lot better myself. There is just lots of brainless and unfunny humor, and the gore is completely overrated and looks so fake because there is no way that anyone could ever spew that much blood out of one place in like 2 seconds. Now that I have covered the dumb humor and the fake gore, let's talk about the 3 stories. The first one just starts off with no incentive on how it began and these gangsters just start dying for no reason and its really dumb. The second story is about a veteran's son who inherits a trashy estate after his dad dies and the tenants don't like how he acts so they decide to get even and thats stupid too. The third story is even retarded because its about 2 rappers in which one is fatally shot and comes back to haunt the other because he believes that he was involved and its just really not entertaining at all. Altogether I gave this movie a 3 out of 10 because Snoop Dogg needs to stick to rap, I gave this movie a chance because I thought that Snoop's other horror film Bones was pretty good, but this was just horrible and I don't even know how it got made because it sucked and the greatest part about it was the credits.
Don't waste your money (spoilers)
posted on 16 Jan 2008I read the reviews that called this film "Tales From The Crypt" set in the ghetto. It's more like a bunch of characatures and stereotypes put to motion picture.In the opening scene, Snoop Dogg (playing the role of either the devil, or some demon pimp) tells us that the Hood Of Horror is even too much for the "toughest OG's" or something like that, but the only scary thing about the film is that I paid money to rent it.The first tale features a girl out tagging who looks like she was living in North Hollywood rather than "the hood". She runs across some tough OG's... tough if you live in Mayberry. The gang of three (a latino, a brotha, and a white boy) made me laugh out loud. None of them look too tough. The latino looks the closest to convincing, but I couldn't help but picture the character not having boy bands in his CD collection. The brotha looked too "quarterback jock" to come off as a ghetto thug, and the white boy couldn't wash Eminem's boxer shorts.Anyway, the girl is out tagging... she gets caught tagging over the gansta's wall, and runs for her life after getting threatened at gunpoint. she runs into Danny Trejo in bad makeup. He gives her a irezumi style tattoo against her will and tells her she now has a gift. She then gets to witness the gangsta's who were chasing her just moments before suffer untimely deaths... The most laughable being the 40 oz. through the mouth. Give me a break. I almost split a rib at that one.. Then as soon as they are death, their corpse/ghosts come back to life and kill her. That is, after Danny Trejo in bad makeup takes her tattoo away for tagging over their names after they die.The second tale is the most offensive and ridiculous. Its about a southern white couple who come to the hood. He is a textbook stereotype "tex", and his bubbly white bimbo wife is about the most annoying creature I have seen on film in a while. The story is that they (the couple) are moving into a housing unit that his "daddy" left him in his will. Daddy had been a COLONEL in the US ARMY, and had presided over an all-black unit. His dad supposedly was good to the men, and good to others, but yet his son came up a smack-talking racist. I know that it can happen, but I had a tough time seeing such an ignorant stereotypical character be the product of a Colonel in the US ARMY. Sorry.Anyway, the dialog becomes so predictable and hokey that it actually made me a tid-bit uneasy. And the actual unfolding of the story (although a cool idea: teaching the young racist some honor and respect by torturing him and his wife to death) winds up being ruined by crappy writing and a HORRIBLY awful CGI climax. A almost didn't watch the last installment, but I am glad I did because it was ironically the ONLY one that is tolerable.It's about a hip-hop duo that disbands because one of them dies. Only, the survivor is plagued by not only a strange woman (Lin Shaye)and the ghost of his dead "partner", but by the notion that OTHERS know what his role had been in the mysterious murder. It's not enough to save the film from ridiculousness, but the third story IS the closest thing to an episode of "Tales From The Crypt" or "Tales From The Darkside" that this film offers.Love ya Snoop, but next time, make a hood movie that comes off with some street cred. -JB
Holy smokes!
posted on 29 Dec 2007I went and saw an advance screening of this movie the other night. I have seen practically every hip hop and "hood" horror movie ever made (what an unlikely subgenre- yet I'm guilty of watching them) and I'm here to report that you can put this one at the top of the ranks. It was funny and gross. The movie starts with anime of drive-by shootings leading into Snoop's character becoming the storyteller of the anthology (More movies need to combine animation and live action - it's like a tipping of the hat to one of my fav's CREEPSHOW here). This animation was just sick as hell - really energetic stuff. The backstory has a "Spawn" sort of vibe to it just in the idea that the devil is exchanging souls with mortals. I didn't fully get the just of the back story right off the bat but you get enough of an idea of where its going to move forward... Before you know it Snoop is doing a sort of Cryptkeeper thing and addressing us (the viewer) and leading us into the short stories. I'm not gonna' write a full review of each one - but here's the basic rundown. - The first is hard to put into words, all about a girl doing graffiti but with consequences. This section of the movie had the most kills (I think... This movie is pretty gored up.) and they were all very ... "spurty" deaths I guess is the word I'll make up there. My favorite is this one where a guy shoots himself in the crotch which his hilarious because you always see gangsters stuffing their guns into their pants like big dummies. The second short is about a redneck inheriting an old folks home and just harassing the living hell out of his tenants. Anyone who knows Eddie Murphy's "Kill my landlord" bit will enjoy this section - (it was the funniest one in my opinion), and the third story was about a rapper whose partner is unjustly killed. The rapper has to come to grips with what happened in the past as his friend rises from the grave. This last story was economic but it kind of combined the humor and gore of the previous two stories. It was topical too - poking fun at R. Kelly and other overrated pop stars. All in all the movie was entertaining. There were some sound issues - occasionally so much hip hop was blasting in the background I couldn't always catch what people were saying. There were some parts that seemed to go on a little long but when the stories got moving, they had a nice flow to them. The whole thing is rapped up in song by Snoop kind of like "Thriller". Now I can't wait for Lil John's crab shack o' crazies to come out in the wake of this thing. Or like Kanye's nightmare Cris party.
Horrible, Horrible, HORRIBLE!
posted on 23 Nov 2007Just saw this at the L.A. Film Festival, where most of the cast (minus Snoop) were in attendance. This is the worst piece of crap I've seen since I saw "Head Trauma" last week.Snoop should never, ever be in a movie again. He is a caricature of himself. I remember the days when his sneer used to frighten white folks, but now he's their favorite fake-a** pimp! WTF!? If Snoop's in a movie, it automatically drops to "D" level entertainment. Sorry Snoop, stick to rapping, homie.The animation was not very good, but I figured the budget was uber-low. The pacing was ultra slow, and the dialogue was corny. If this was supposed to be horror with jokes (like "Shaun of the Dead") the jokes were one note stereotypes. Nothing original. Just rent "Tales From the Hood". It's the same movie only worse...much worse. Fangoria magazine gave it high marks, but I warn you, for the love of decent horror, stay away! I will never trust Fangoria again.You know a movie isn't happening when the ONLY entertainment is the clever ways people can be killed. And even that gets old. Plot motivations were null and void, there were times when Snoop cuts into a scene and starts talking about bullsh*t that doesn't move the story forward and kills the pacing yet again. The ending is like an extended music video with Snoop rapping about the various crap scenes we just saw. So you are forced to re-live the pain again.Out of respect for the cast, I kept my groans inside, but if I see that director or writer again, I will slap them both. I'm out here killing myself to write decent horror scripts with great stories and characters, and this turd gets made?
Rock it...
posted on 10 Oct 2007I saw this flick at a sneak peak and it was f-ing sweet. This isn't like all the horror movies out there right now with spookiness popping out of no where just to make you jump. Instead it takes on an in-your-face gore, hilariously horrific tactic that is incredibly entertaining.The introductory animation which provides the background behind the "Hood of Horror" was so beautifully done with an original anime meets the streets style. Quite impressive. Snoop, playing a smooth talking crypt-keeper with vomiting demon midget and vamp hookers en tow, provides a basis that holds 3 short stories together. The first segment of the film involves gangbangers and a cryptic old hag who places the power of death upon a young tagstress. This section involves a kill that is one of the most phenomenally comical deaths that I have seen in a while. Who knew impalement by a 40 of malt could be so spectacular? The choice chapter in this film has to be the second and it has much to do with the performance of Anson Mount. Mount plays a perverted, sloppy rich son of a dead man who bombards a trio of old men to claim his daddy's house as his own. In the end this guy has to face off Lando Calrissian and Winston from Ghostbusters...which is a match-up not to be missed. The third segment of the movie involves a rap star who is making it big when a zombie from his past comes back to haunt him. Jason Alexander has a little cameo here and simply proves that he cannot pull off being British...but I blame Seinfeld for turning him into a typecast.So check it outttt...hopefully this thing will hit DVD and we'll have a solid Hood of Horror series being punched out in no time.
I'd See it Again
posted on 21 Aug 2007Bottom line: This movie is fun as hell to watch. I don't understand people who expect every movie to be an Oscar performance. This is Snoop Dogg people. I saw this movie at Horror fest with my girlfriend and we laughed our asses off. Entertainment is entertainment, and this was an undeniable good time... And yes, I would see it againThis Movie reminded me of Tales from the Hood and Creep Show. It had that similar three part layout with the different tales. Remember the Crypt Keeper on TFTC back in the day? When he'd yell "Tales from the Crypt..." in that creepy screetchy voice. I always thought that was a good intro, and I liked how they kind of morphed snoop into a crypt keeper. BTW - If you haven't seen or heard of the film The Tennants where Snoop plays a writer opposite Dylan McDermott, I highly recommend it. Snoop was amazing in it, and Dylan McDermott was unreal as a Jewish writer hell bent on finishing his script. I found it touching, but it lagged a little in the middle... anyway that's neither here nor there... back to Hood of horror...I also like the Anime intro in this movie. It was intense and visually stimulating. It definitely wasn't funny, but it trying to be, it was actually serious, and I thought it stood up on its own dramatically (as opposed to the rest of the movie which was really just a romp.) I'd actually like to see the comic book version of that sequence if anyone knows were to find it, or if they know any other work by that artist. I'm not really into Anime, but I like the hip hop angle and it moved well. If I do have any gripe about this film it's that I think there should have been more gore in the third segment. I liked the music and the flow in the third segment, but it was a little tame on the blood and guts, which I'm not trying to abdicate, but I think think it might have worked out better with a bit more gore in that one. It was more dramatic and touching, but after the first two, I really wanted more crazy scenes with outrageous random horror. But it was still cool, and that actor Aries Spiers who does the JZ rapper impersinations on youtube was actually a descent as an actor in it, which I was surprised about.Bottom line is movie was good. I can't stand everyone trying to evaluate movies in the same way. Some movies are for fun and entertainment and some are for serious artistic evaluation. This movie was a 10 on the fun scale, which is all it was supposed to be (unless I'm wrong and they were actually trying to win some festival awards), so that being said, me and my girl give it two thumbs up.
Z-level B-movie
posted on 11 Aug 2007The "trilogy of terror" has been a horror movie staple ever since Vincent Price made a name for himself in the 1960's starring in all those Roger Corman adaptations of Edgar Allen Poe short stories. Now, 40 years later, director Stacy Title is attempting to carry on that tradition with "Snoop Dogg's Hood of Horror," as dimwitted and cheapjack a B-movie travesty as we've come across in quite some time.Acting as a sort of gangsta' rap version of Elvira, Snoop Dogg serves as the host of the show, introducing us to the three stories, then providing a sermonizing moral as wrap-up when each of them is finished. The first episode, entitled "Crossed Out," tells of a young woman given the power to supernaturally exterminate all the graffiti artists in her neighborhood simply by spray-painting a giant red x through their work. The second entry, "The Scumlord," is a parodic tale of a group of grizzled Vietnam vets who turn the tables on their racist landlord. The third, "Rapsody Askew," is a confused account of a rap star forced to face divine judgment for the error-filled life he's led.Despite the movie's title, there isn't a single suspenseful moment in any of the segments, which, when taken together, feel like a trio of under-conceived and under-nourished rejects from the old "Twilight Zone" series. As the two "name" players in the cast, Billy Dee Williams and Jason Alexander are literally the only things separating "Hood of Horror" from your average amateur movie shot in someone's backyard on 8-millimeter. Even the gore is remarkably over-the-top and cartoon-like in nature, the kind of thing one would expect from a group of precocious high school students in their first experience with a camera.As uninteresting as it is uninspired, "Hood of Horror" gives anthology films a bad name.
Weak, boring and not worth the money
posted on 01 Aug 2007Don't watch this movie. I really tried to search for something good in this motion picture but I could not find anything. The comic scenes are not very well done, and the three short stories in the movie, which are awfully connected, do not have a real plot. The killing scenes are quite fun for some splatter fans, but of course cannot safe such a bad movie. Actors are bad and the screenplay is pathetic. I think the only intention of this movie is to promote snoop dogg's new album. The movie is more like an 80 minute long rap video. Snoop dogg tries to focus on big boobs and barely dressed girls - and of course 40's. Somebody should have told him that this might work for a 3 minute video clip, but not for a full length movie. I have never seen so many people leaving the theater that disappointed and angry. Don't join them - watch another film.
The Doggfather brings us Three times Death in the Hood
posted on 06 Jul 2007Let me tell you straight up that if you have issues with rather low-budget anthology-movies or simply can't stand Snoop Dogg, you just better stay away from HOOD OF HORROR. I personally think Snoop's always good for a laugh or two. So, I'm rating this flick solely on fun-factor, because it's pretty much light-years away from being a stellar horror-movie.The first segment has a good-looking ghetto-gal being granted super-powers by evil voodoo-man Danny Trejo to take on her whole graffiti-spraying neighborhood. The second one has a yuppie-couple move in with some Vietnam-vets. The greedy couple has a hidden agenda of their own, and naturally the two love-birds don't get along very well with the Vietnam-vets. Third and final segment shows us that the price of fame always catches up with you, no matter how big a rap-star you are. And when you've attained wealth and stardom in a rather dubious manner, you're in for some real 'shiiiit'.All stories have some very nasty and entertaining blood 'n' gore effects. Especially the climax of the second segment is pretty hilarious. The scene (first segment) that proofs sipping on gin & juice can cause a nasty splitting head-ache is a total hoot! Da Doggster himself is indeed worth a laugh or two (just watch out for the scene were he says "Doggy want a bone?" and then "boom!" goes the gun), but he didn't seem to have had a lot of directing guidelines. I suppose he must have thought his coolness was all it would take to play the part. His Cribkeeper character (or whatever it's called in the movie) has a nice back-ground story, told to us by a slick-looking anime-style animated wrap-around story. In addition, at the end of the movie, we get some sort of video-clip (featuring some of the cast members - including a devil-midget) of a Snoop Dogg song (apparantly especially written for the soundtrack for HOOD OF HORROR). He's just rapping it up on some fiery ghetto-set with a lot of demon-babes shaking their T&A. Pretty dumb song too, by the way, that seems to have been written and recorded in just one hour. The video-clip itself is of the same "cinematographic" quality as the rest of the movie (which means: tolerable and watchable).Final judgement: No flunk from Da Vomitron, because this flick follows the rules of an anthology movie nicely (three segments with a nice twist at the end, which you may or may not see coming and a fun wrap-around story). The rather low-budget didn't make 'em skimp on the decent gore-effects. The don't-take-it-all-serious vibe and Da Doggster's witty nonsense made it all a bit more enjoyable too.Now if you want to see a really good "horror in the hood" anthology movie, I full-heartedly recommend TALES FROM THE HOOD. At least Snoop Dogg's HOOD OF HORROR is a lot better than insufferable crap-fests like CUTTHROAT ALLEY and DA HIP HOP WITCH (dare I even watch HOOD OF THE LIVING DEAD? Anyone?), but it still remains just an entertaining nonsensical time-waster. A fun quickie, if you please.
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HOH - Horror doesn't get any funnier
posted on 06 Aug 2009HOH is the bomb. It is funny. It is gross. It is outrageous. It has kills never before seen and has dialogue that put people in the isles at the screening I was at.For a low budget film like this to receive the theatrical release that was just announced in the trades is amazing.Player haters will condemn it - let them bring it.Anyone watching this flick that gets caught up in whether it is logical or politically correct or even better, racist, deserves to not enjoy it.For the rest of us that enjoy hot chicks, sick-funny jokes and outrageous gore, the thing is just right.