One-Eyed Monster Movie
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Storyline
TAGLINES PLOT SUMMARY
A hostile alien wreaks havoc on the cast and crew of an adult movie.
| Amber Benson | Laura |
| Jason Graham | Jonah |
| Charles Napier | Mohtz |
| Jeff Denton | Jim |
| Caleb Mayo | T.J. |
| Bart Fletcher | Lance |
| Jenny Guy | Wanda |
| Veronica Hart | Veronica |
| John Edward Lee | Rock |
| Carmen Hart | Angel |
| Frank Noel | Bus Driver |
| Ron Jeremy | Ron |
| Adam Fields |
3.80 out of 10 (81 votes)
Visitor Reviews
Highly underrated effort
posted on 22 Aug 2009"One Eyed Monster" is a fun and solid throwback to the monster films of the past.**SPOILERS**Traveling out to the mountains, Laura, (Amber Benson) Jonah, (Jason Graham) Jim, (Jeff Denton) T.J., (Caleb Mayo) Lance, (Bart Fletcher) Wanda, (Jenny Guy) Veronica, (Veronica Hart) Rock, (John Edward Lee) Angel, (Carmen Hart) and Ron, (Ron Jeremy) the cast and crew of an adult movie, take over an abandoned cabin to make the movie. Attempting to get started, they notice a bright light in the sky but think nothing of it and get back to the shoot. When they start to notice him acting weird, it soon becomes apparent that an alien life force has invaded his manhood and has taken to stalking them all in an effort to propagate it's species. Trapped in by a snowstorm, they try to find a way of stopping it's sexually-potent attacks before they're all killed off one-by-one.The Good News: This one here was actually really good and enjoyable. One of the main points in here is the fact that this one turns out to be completely enjoyable and entertaining when it gets going, featuring a large amount of attacks and confrontations with the killer instrument. The very first instance, which happens during the movie shoot to the completely unaware participants of the situation, and when it starts to turn wrong is when it gets fun due to the aftermath left, which is a cheat due to being spelled-out by dialog but the gist of it is still quite fun. When it's apparent what has happened, it gets even more impressive when it goes on the rampage and knocks off two more within the space of a few minutes all the while managing to keep it's anonymity in the process. That's what makes those so fun, and that the whole thing is played off as one big scene is where it really gets the most enjoyment from. Another really good encounter is a fun chase scene through the snow, where the victim on a snowmobile tries to outrun the thing burrowing through the snow, which is pretty exciting at times and concludes on a rather great kill. There's some other good attacks found in here as well, from the different encounters around the shack, including a great one inside the kitchen where they're trying to trap it with a special sexual device, to the creepy chase through the darkened underground corridors, and it has a lot of good parts that make for some great times. The finale is also rather fun, packed with a lot of good points, from a deliciously sleazy sheer through the action that occurs in the shack to the rather fun and exciting conclusion to it all. There's also a rather good scene, which doesn't have any action at all, where the film decides to have some fun and decides to re-write history featuring the alien's impact in a major event in history in a manner that comes off as plausible under the circumstances and actually has some rather interesting presentations because of it, and even though its just dialog all the way through, there's some enjoyment to be had from this scene. It's also really nice to know that the film manages to have a level of cheese attached to it, mostly through the premise and how it unfolds, which is rather nice and definitely gets some good points to it. The last plus to this, and is a byproduct of the cheese, is the comedy that runs throughout. The jokes and gags are really good, and the situation is just too good not to be made fun of. These here are the film's good moments.The Bad News: There wasn't much at all really wrong with this one. One of the few problems is the fact that there's a pretty large amount of kills here which either happen off-screen or are completely bloodless, which doesn't go over well with this type of film. This is the kind of film where it's expected to go completely full-on in it's blood and gore scenes, and to have instances where scenes like the first attack are shown at an angle so as to be completely unable to witness any of it except through the dialog explaining it, which takes a lot of the fun out of the scene, or other attacks where it does the same thing and completely keeps the kill off-screen. When it does show them, it's fun, but the fact that there's more where we don't get as much blood as we expect there to be is where this one fails. The only other flaw in here is the sleazy tone which runs rampant through the film. From the sexual innuendo while the porn shoot is going on to the constant references to his manhood and finally to the props showcasing it in action and the kill inside the bathroom, it can be something that turns off those that have no desire to see such things on-screen. These here are the film's flaws.The Final Verdict: Playing more like the fun and cheesy throwback monster films of the past, only dirtier, this one comes off as incredibly fun and enjoyable. Give it a shot if you're into these kinds of films or a fan of the creative side, while those that will be turned off by the flaws should heed caution.Rated R: Graphic Violence, Graphic Language, Nudity and several sex scenes of various strength
Lots of Fun
posted on 10 Aug 2009OK I know what many are thinking about a film called "One Eyed Monster" and you are correct, it is about that. What I mean is that this film is about a killer penis, or to be more specific Ron Jeremy's penis. Without giving too much away, what we have here is a film that takes Ron Jeremy's penis and turns it into a ravening monster (which I believe many girls in the adult industry say already, in a loving way). The cast is great with adult cinema alumns Veronica Hart, Carmen Hart, and of course Ron. It also boasts actress and author extrondinaire Amber Benson along with genre vet Charles Napier. The film is a comedic homage to such classics like The Thing and Alien. So buckle your seat belt and strap yourself in for a rollicking good time.
Very Funny!
posted on 05 Jul 2009As B-Horror movies go, "One Eyed Monster" is a unique hit. You have to love Ron Jeremy...the porn star who refuses to take himself too seriously. The premise is almost unheard of. You have to watch "Pervert!" to find another movie where a detached penis is the serial killer. Of course, THIS movie is MUCH better because the actors do a much better job. "One Eyed Monster" is absolutely hilarious. It's simple, stupid and completely enjoyable. And, oddly enough, when you consider the subject material, there is a veritable lack of nudity throughout the movie. Just that fact alone is amazing when you consider porn actresses Veronica Hart and Carmen Hart are also in the movie. There are a lot of lines which you will be repeating because they are just so silly. You gotta watch this!
One-Eyed Monster
posted on 30 May 2009Hard core porn legend Ron Jeremy's disembodied shlong goes on a rampage attacking the cast crew of an adult movie shoot in a mountain cabin. In order to stop the fiend they will have to band together and somehow pulverize it.While Ron is urinating, an alien life form falls from the sky, entering his body, using his nine plus inch pecker as a tool to supposedly "seed the earth", but it instead kills most of the human hosts it penetrates due to it's powerful force. The beast's Achilles heel is once it blows it's load, it must rest. This resting period(..refractory period)is when it's most vulnerable for attack. The crew will need to corner it, somehow getting the penis to get off so that it can be chopped into pieces. This will not be an easy task.Murderous sex gags galore and penis jokes aplenty, along with playful jabs at the porn industry. Not as lurid as you expect by reading the synopsis, and we only see one pair of tits with no explicit sexual activity on screen. This is more a gore comedy with vulgar language, most appropriate in regards to the industry this film conveys(..in other words, most of the language is of a sexually explicit kind).Ron Jeremy(..recognized as his first film, introduced to the mainstream audience)has a limited screen time, which might disappoint his fans. Veronica Hart, however, has a little more to do, and her "talents" lend a hand to possibly upending the killer cock. Ron and Veronica have a touching moment discussing their "over the hill" stature in the industry. Hart's skill, special for holding her men at bay without their ability to ejaculate, is played to the hilt.But, it was Charles Napier, as a mountain man who understands a little about what it going on, who had me in ribbons..just wait until he discusses to the group how his platoon were slaughtered by a similar killer dong! Jason Graham is a crew member, a soldier during the Gulf War, who assumes the leadership role, Amber Benson(..Buffy the Vampire Slayer, the series) as a make-up girl in love with Ron, and Jeff Denton is the sleazy, cowardly a$$hole director porn casts love to hate. Rounding out the cast is Caleb Mayo as a MacGyver-like genius whose "neural tactile simulator"(..a dick massaging machine programmed to feel like the orifice of whomever is chosen!)comes in handy, Bart Fletcher and Jenny Guy as young porn actors, and Carmen Hart as an actress who gets to worst kind of head imaginable.
bravo!
posted on 04 Apr 2009I think this is a very funny, and well executed movie. They did just what they set out to do. The humor of it is not just in actors delivery, which I thought was just right and well directed, but also in and of itself. What I mean is that OEM almost laughs at itself. I think it is unfortunate that some would see it and just not "get it". Perhaps some people are too literal minded or take things at face value, or have never laughed at the sound of someone pouring a tall glass of Kool-Aid just because it sounds funny. I think OEM has a great sense of humor to it. I particularly enjoyed Jenny Guy's performance as Wanda. I think that she was very funny without trying to be. That commitment to the glass onion of a world that Wanda lives in is what was so funny. The role of the bombshell void of complex thoughts is easily and usually ruined by actresses trying to be funny. However, Jenny nailed it. I enjoyed other performances in OEM as well, but Jenny Guy really stood out to me. The pace clips right along and I was entertained from beginning to end wearing a wry smirk that was frequently interrupted with laughter. The whole idea/story is just so silly it's brilliant. bravo!
Funtastic movie
posted on 31 Mar 2009One just has to love a movie that has balls! Oh, wait a minute, I didn't mean it that way! A rather typical "monster attacks isolated group" movie becomes a lot more fun when the group is a bunch of porn film people and the monster is the penis of Ron Jeremy!And it just gets better. Ron Jeremy and Veronica Hart star in it and, before the unthinkable happens, they manage to slip some commentary on the adult business nowadays. Is it any different than the comments of disgruntled senior citizens in other horror movies? YES! Because they are porn stars. OK, maybe when I put it this way it sounds terribly cliché, but it somehow wasn't! All the reused scenes from other movies that I would disgustedly call clichés, in this one they become omages to classic horror films.Bottom line: it makes a perfect fun beer movie with a bunch of friends. Girls could not possibly understand this, except maybe for the Kegel references.
If you like horror, comedy or feel-good penis movies...
posted on 25 Feb 2009Let's face it. Right now, the world is not a fun place. Thankfully, the people behind One Eyed Monster have provided a magnum (condom) opus of fun.On a remote porn shoot, a killing spree begins at the "hands" of the titular character. The comedy often comes from juxtaposition of standard horror responses and scenarios with a very non-standard monster. Don't want to spoil it for anyone who can't figure it out.Performances are solid throughout the cast, but I'd have to say that the standout is Jason Graham in the role of Jonah. Graham has charisma and I wouldn't be surprised to see him in major Hollywood releases in the near future. Of course, Amber Benson gives a solid turn as the makeup girl with a crush on Ron Jeremy. And Ron Jeremy? His purposefully wooden acting during the porn shoot perfectly balances the bit of heart he has when commiserating with fellow veteran Veronica Hart.If you are looking for a think piece about the travesties of the justice system or the inequities of societal living, this is not your movie (you pompous pompous person).If you want some good laughs, look to One Eyed Monster to give them to you.
Not enough
posted on 03 Feb 2009As soon as i saw the hilarious plot of this horror-comedy called 'One-Eyed Monster' i knew i had to see it, i expected something as funny and disgusting as horror-comedies get. Plus i saw several reviews here on IMDb that are full of praise for this movie and that just added an extra ingredient into "gotta watch this movie" bag. Unfortunately, things didn't go well, i was surprised how these people could write those comments and i've found out the hard way that the rating this movie has (although with only few votes) completely suits it.It starts off as i expected, porn crew and actors are headed to middle-of-nowhere to shoot their movie, making some cheap jokes along the way etc. Then something bad and unexpected happens and they are in for the worst and probably the last time of their lives. Okay, usual plot for horrors, but did i mention that in this movie the thing that is offing the characters is a dick? Yeah, "regular" sized, unattached to anyone, a dick. And that's hilarious of course. But i couldn't get over the fact that this movie simply lacked graphic terror, violence and most importantly explicit sex scene, yeah, isn't that funny? A movie that's filled with pornographers and an actual real pornstar has zero (0) sex scenes of explicit content. That's just disappointing in my opinion. And about that graphic violence and terror... What's the most important thing in any new horror flick? Killing scenes, you know where the villain/monster (in this movie's case dick) is killing, those scenes should be graphic, gory, and if possible unique. Problem with 'One-Eyed Monster' on that theme is that these killing scenes aren't even shown properly and if you're a fan of new horror flicks (e.g. 'My Bloody Valentine', 'Friday the 13th') then you will feel disappointed and robbed. So this movie is more of a comedy than a horror movie, it will give you a few good laughs and that's it. But at least the whole plot is unique and somewhat entertaining so i'll give this movie 4/10.
Nothing surprising or new here, but slightly appealing and consistently silly.
posted on 27 Nov 2008One-Eyed Monster, the story of a blood-thirsty penis on the rampage. If you're reading this blurb of a review, you've most likely seen other flicks that are like One-Eyed Monster. You may have seen Teeth, Bad Biology or maybe even Killer Pussy, so you're probably pretty psyched to check out another flick with deranged genitals. And if you really enjoyed any of the above films, you should definitely give this film a look. If you didn't like them, there's no reason for you to watch this one. It's just more of the same goofy genital humor.A blazing meteorite/beam of energy type thing crashed into Ron Jeremy as he was star-gazing at the night sky. Not long after, the new found home of the alien entity is now on the loose (it detached itself) and on the rampage. Throw in some forgettable characters and situations, and you got One-Eye Monster. It's basically just a slasher film with a killer penis on the loose.There's not much to be really impressed with in this flick. The humor is okay, with maybe a few smiles or giggles throughout. Though, I do have to admit the jokes, although pretty weak, are delivered with charm and it's obvious all actors involved are pretty into the film. Well besides Mr. Napier. His character was either hit or miss. His long story, telling his bizarre memory of Vietnam was a total snooze. The black dude was like a bad soap opera star, and brought a forgettable serious role to the film. Actually whenever the movie tried to go serious, it fell flat. Almost everyone else played an OTT role and for the main part did an alright job.A big gripe was the lack of nudity in this one. There was one scene of boobs, and I think that was it. If they had a scene where they showed a full naked Ron Jeremy, the house would have come down. Shame. They kept the nudity to one chick and the fake alien weiner. Also, the gore is very minimal. Remember in the trailer where the guy gets split in half? That, and a couple sprays of blood is all I can remember. That was disappointing as well.I had high hopes for this new entry into the subgenre of genital horror, but I was let down once again. The jokes and silly acting was abundant so you may laugh a bit, but it's just an average to below-average comedy. And as a horror, as it is a hor/com, it doesn't do well there either. The gore was weak, the nudity disappointing and the situations bland and cliché.If you're easily pleased, and all you need is the idea of a killer penis to make you happy, you should be golden. But if you have experience with these types of movies, this is just more of the same. Just so you know where I stand with the above flicks that I mentioned, I enjoyed Killer Pussy (great nudity) and Teeth (bizarre dark humor) about equal, with this next and Bad Biology (tried way too hard to be funny) last.
An Absolute Stitch!!! Twisted!!! Woooooooooonderful!!!!
posted on 25 Nov 2008Okay, so while lying in bed trying to die of an awful, awful cold, I ran across this title on the movie guide and after convulsing into uncontrollable laughter, thought "Naw....it just COULDN'T be about THAT!!!.." Oh, but it is!!!!! I saw Ron Jeremy's name and thought "now that name sounds familiar..." Suffice it to say, it is indeed THAT Ron Jeremy, the alltime super porn star of the 70s/80s who was known far and wide for his one-eyed monster.This is a very clever take on that theme. A porn film crew goes to Northern California to shoot a movie and get trapped by a blizzard, a "shooting star" (no pun intended) and of course the one-eyed monster that positively terrorizes the entire crew.Believe it or not, the production values are quite good, elevating this waaay above cheesy. Of course it was sick and twisted but I laughed until I cried. The outstanding performance, hands down, is that of Veronica Hart, an aging porn star who eventually "saves the day." (you will NOT be well for how she does it!!!) Hate to be so cryptic but if your tastes run the gamut from the absurd to the sublime, this should DEFINITELY be part of your collection. It is quite funny and though it didn't cure my cold, it sure made me forget I had one!!
One word, interesting
posted on 26 Aug 2009You can't say that One Eyed Monster is the best movie ever made, then again you can't really say it's the worst movie ever made. This is just simply a horror spoof comedy, in which Ron Jeremy's now possessed penis goes around on an evil killing spree. The concept may seem very off the wall and stupid, but I have to admit that some of the scenes ended up being just hysterical. Now on the other hand the story wasn't the greatest, but with a legendary pornstar's penis running around just offing people, who really cares about the story, you would generally be more interested in seeing what the penis is going to do. All in all this is worth a watch once or if you really liked it, then twice. So honestly check it out for a good couple of laughs.6/10