Snakes On A Plane Movie
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On August 18th Summer Really Begins
At 30,000 feet, snakes aren't the deadliest thing on this plane.
Sit back. Relax. Enjoy the fright.
Airline food ain't what you gotta worry about.
When Sean Jones witnesses a murder, he is asked to fly from Hawaii to Los Angeles to testify against the notorious gangster Eddie Kim. However, Kim has paid an assassin to release a crate-full of deadly snakes loose when the plane is 30,000 feet in the air. Only FBI agent Neville Flynn can protect Sean and rally the passengers together in hope of landing in L.A. alive.
| Samuel L. Jackson | Neville Flynn |
| Julianna Margulies | Claire Miller |
| Nathan Phillips | Sean Jones |
| Rachel Blanchard | Mercedes |
| Flex Alexander | Three G's |
| Kenan Thompson | Troy |
| Keith Dallas | Big Leroy |
| Lin Shaye | Grace |
| James Bruce | Ken |
| Sunny Mabrey | Tiffany |
| Casey Dubois | Curtis |
| Daniel Hogarth | Tommy |
| Gerard Plunkett | Paul |
| Terry Chen | Chen Leong |
| Elsa Pataky | Maria |
| David R. Ellis |
6.70 out of 10 (38082 votes)
Visitor Reviews
Amazing
posted on 28 Aug 2009This is seriously one of the most amazing movies I've seen in a long time. Is it stupid? Yes. Is the concept totally retarded? Yes. Is it flipping hilarious? YES. You have to go see this movie knowing that it was designed to be a B movie... it's supposed to be bad. It won't win any Oscars. With that out of the way, go see this movie and prepare to have fun. Crazy things happen to undeserving people, and even the most horrible (things that truly make you cringe... especially if you're a guy!) can evoke laughs.Don't wait for the DVD, and don't download it. Part of the experience of this movie is sitting in a crowded theater that is laughing, jumping, and screaming with you. You simply can't get as much fun out of this film if you're sitting at home. If you're going to see this movie, see it now, while there are still crowds... don't wait for it to get the to dollar theater and watch it by yourself.This movie was a blast, and one of the weirdest, most amazing experiences at the movies.
Deserving every bit of the hype
posted on 28 Aug 2009Let's face it, Snakes on a Plane was, for a time, one of the most annoying Internet fads this side of Chuck Norris. I had actually even planned on not seeing it, but after reading some positive reviews from non-brain-dead sources, I decided it was worth a try. Me and about 10 of my closest friends came to the theater to see it. In the beginning, this film seemed a little slow... but throughout the movie there are ridiculous bits of camp that you might miss if you don't get in the right mindset. This movie, from the beginning, is clearly not meant to be taken seriously(as if there were any doubt before.) As the movie progresses, it gets funnier and funnier--the characters are mostly just shallow stereotypes, but that's how it NEEDED to be. From an overly haughty Englishman to Kenan Thompson's goofy bodyguard character, the characters in Snakes on a Plane are meant to be funny without being too involving, making their lives easier to throw away. And Samuel. Ohhh, Samuel. You can tell how little he takes this movie seriously, and that is for the much, MUCH better. Possibly one of my favorite scenes in the movie came when Jackson takes a harpoon gun and spears a snake to a wall. No explanation is given for the dangerous weapon's appearance, nor is his incredible aim with it, but that's what makes the scene so hilarious. From the slow beginning to the jaw-droppingly awesome climax, this is a camp classic-to-be in every sense of the word. Bring a group of friends and see it. Such a movie is better with a group of people to laugh with.
Just my tit for tat
posted on 28 Aug 2009I doubt many people will read this far into the reviews but I had to post.One comment had something I must steal and or quote "a small part of me died today." I feel the same way after reading about twenty or so comments to this. Now I fully understand the concept of, "to each their own" and "different strokes", but still this movies is absolutely horrid. Which to be fair was something I was expecting.Now people I know will love this movie for most likely a completely different reason which would be mainly great movie quotes from a completely trashy movie. (which can be great fun) I suppose this movie is just hand in hand with House of the Dead. Its nothing you would want to watch alone due to its complete lack of substance, but is a great bombshell if viewed with a group of friends. Its the perfect MST3000k style comedy. And for that reason alone I give it a 10.
This movie is full of clichés
posted on 26 Aug 2009I haven't seen a movie worse than this for a long time. Everything is predictable and it is full of clichés. The 747 interior is completely nonsense, the cockpit is much smaller and there is no 'basement' under the cockpit, because it is on the second floor and there are passengers under the cockpit. There are triple backup systems on a plane and I doubt that a single snake can destroy the avionics and cause some 'flashy' shortcuts. I mean this movie is this unbelievable, that it really sucks - how can a snake go from cargo bay (this is down) through some vents on top of the passenger area? YET, the interaction between the actors is really good and Samuel L. Jackson does IMO a very good and believable job. However, all these snake killings are just dumb and not realistic for me and add nothing to the 'possible' drama depicted. The CGI is much worse than e.g. in Lost. Not my choice of movie, somehow gore, somehow funny but completely unbelievable for me. More than 5 is a heavy misinterpretation of the movie IMO. But sure, it is funny and somehow entertaining.
just what the doctor ordered
posted on 24 Aug 2009Did you ever have the week from hell when you needed, really NEEDED some fun, scary, funny fluff? I lost proposed job and stepped down from a job at my company in the past 5 days. I NEEDED to see Snakes On A Plane." It was exactly what the doctor ordered.The acting was as good as it could have been. The movie was sappy, it was gruesome, it had that one SCREAM spot in it and it was funny. Although part of me can't believe I actually went and saw it, I absolutely loved the movie.Come on, with a title like "Snakes On A Plane" what you see is what you get. No big surprises, but a fun ride, just the same.
Gore Mongral's Movie Review: The truth about "Snakes on a Plane"
posted on 22 Aug 2009Word Up My Cameo fans out there, it is I the Gore Mongral back with another film to sink your teeth into. Speaking of teeth, todays review is about those Snakes on a Plane with ol' Sam L. (Mr.Jackson if your nasty). This movie has gotten so much pre release buzz I thought a swarm of bees had set up a hive in my hard drive. Besides the fact that those crazy reviewers over at IMDb have that movie currently at an 8.2 out of 10. Could the reviews be right? Lets take a look.Right off the bat you have to know that Snakes on a Plane is not going to be a serious film. That being said we know that the next possibility is good old cheese and we get a nice slice here. In a nutshell Sam has to fly with a witness of a murder to L.A to testify against a mobster. The mobster failing to kill the witness earlier in the movie creates one of the most mentally retarded plots to have the man killed (thank God though or there would be no movie). He gets a plane full of snakes to go crazy by spraying leis that the passengers have on their necks with a pheromone that causes the snakes to get "horny" and want to hurt someone. After a timed device releases the snakes all heck ensues.What do we get in this film. We get 2 Mile High Clubbers discovering a new meaning to "Milking" a snake, a guy who talks to his trouser snake then has it deep throated by a real snake and of source the now famous Jackson line "I'm F'in tired of these Mother F'in snakes on this mother F'in Plane".That in its own self are the highlights of this movie. There are a few other OK scenes but the problem is none come close to the fun cheese factor of those mentioned. Now that does not mean I did not like this film as it is a decent cheese flick. Unfortunately thanks to all the hype and the over inflated reviews it just really makes this movie not as good as advertised. Drop your expectations a notch though and you will be fine.After saying that I will say Snakes is best watched with a group of friends as it is definitely a crowd participation film. Go ahead and cheer and clap its OK ...its that kind of movie. Seeing it alone may slightly dull the experience but with the right crowd it will help. Think MST3K and you get the idea.In closing don't believe the hype...that much. Though some of it was entertaining and was fun blame the hype machine for creating a monster that did not perform up to its expectations. If you can drop your expectations alittle and grab some friends though you may have a good time with this cheesefest. My Score: 6/10: Above Average, better than the average cheese film but when compared to the hype that surrounded it Snakes does not live up to it. Don't let it deter you though! If your in the mood for some cheese and have some friends that are hungry for it too give it a stab.Sidenote: For a better slice of cheese from 2006 check out Slither, its a great retro cheese monster flick. Though not out on DVD yet once this and Snakes is released this would be a good double bill!!! Until next time Guys and Ghouls remember... do not use your organic gun as a snake lure ... that stuff hurts!!! I'm Out!!
Some of the most fun you will have at the movies this summer
posted on 20 Aug 2009This movies plot isn't developed throughly, the critics will probably be split half and half and wont give this movie good reviews. But i will tell you now, this movie was amazingly fun. I don't remember having so much fun at any movie this summer and I've seen movies such as Superman, The Descent(overrated), mission impossible and many others. Snakes on a plane is about just that, Sam Jackson is hilarious and just perfect for the role, the other characters are developed pretty well and there are many humorous parts throughout the movie. Most of the time when some 1 dies you will find your self laughing as well, but not because its bad, but because of the fun you will be having watching this movie. This is one of the most fun movies I've seen in a while, and no it wont win Oscars, but id rather see this than capote. :) Go see this movie!
has all the excitement and fun of a dog turd
posted on 18 Aug 2009It's really rather sad to see so many lemmings that are just determined to enjoy this over-hyped, overlong snoozefest It takes forever to get rolling and watching snakes attack people on a plane actually has little visceral satisfaction, and is not terribly compelling visually.Don't waste your time or money. This film is not fun in a campy way, and will not stand the test of time, it's all marketing. Go see Dead Alive if you want gory fun that is legitimately entertaining. This movie is awful, in a bad way. There is no redeeming quality to this film it's just boring, long and staggeringly dumb. If you like the title SOOO much that you are determined to like it regardless of how tedious it may be, well you are in for a challenge my friend!
Well what did you expect?
posted on 18 Aug 2009Anyone looking for an intelligent movie should go look elsewhere, because this is a good old fashioned big dumb action movie that delivers exactly what the title promises - snakes on a plane, with Samuel L Jackson trying to stop everyone on board from dying before it reaches LAX.The plot is fairly bare bones, and a little preposterous if you stop and think about it, but you didn't come here for the plot. Or characterisation, I hope, because the plane is stuffed full of clichés - the hostess on her last flight, the young couple wanting to join the mile high club, the arrogant rap star and his overweight bodyguards, a woman with a baby, the bad ass FBI agent and his reluctant star witness...What the film does offer is lots of laughs (some of them intentional), lots of snakes (some of them dodgy CG), and lots of gory deaths by snake bite. Check your brain in at the gate and enjoy the flight.
Wow.........horrible...spoilers
posted on 16 Aug 2009This was honestly one of the worst movies I have ever seen....I will not say it is THE worst, From Justin to Kelly will always top that one. This movie was mindboggling bad though. So the beginning isn't too bad, they do a nice job putting the idea of why the main guy(forgot his name) has to go on the plane and take up the entire first class. This movie had potential to be a good/decent movie, but it almost turned into a comedy at certain points. So the acting is mediocre in the first place, and then when the snakes start attacking the people, it isn't scary, it is just downright hilarious. I mean, when this couple is having sex in the bathroom, of course the snake is going to bite her nipple instead of any other part of her body....right? There weren't many people in the theater, but everybody there was just laughing, it was so bad. Then the 2nd snake attack was even better. So a different guy goes to the bathroom, and of course the snake bits his penis........and the guy dies, everybody was laughing really hard then, it was hilarious, and just downright stupid.So then the rest of the snakes attack the people which I'll admit was somewhat interesting, even though the acting was awful. But parts of it didn't make since. If the people are all scared of these aggressive snakes, why wouldn't they fight them off after being attacked for the first 10 minutes, and why would only the people who get bit are people that we've met maybe once. And then when the plane is crashing, who wouldn't predict that they'd be at like 10 feet above sea level, and then they'd figure out how to work the plane and bring the plane back up into the sky. Also, when Samuel Jackson shoots the window, who would really expect EVERYBODY to be able to hold on....I mean c'mon.Overall, just a horrible movie.
Planes biting B to C-List Celebs
posted on 16 Aug 2009I don't care what people say about this movie being "so good it's bad." This movie had no high points even though it had snakes attacking people. It seems to rely mainly from the hype of Samuel L. and of course snakes mass murdering many people. The violence is more or less grotesque even if in humorous fashion. The plot itself is poorly rigged and the acting from the supporting cast is lack-luster at best, it seemed even Samuel Elle decided this movie would flop and didn't try. I can't believe this script got sold, I guess it was pitched as a movie for "an edgy black man" that saves a bunch of people from certain doom. If you liked this movie, I feel sorry for you, I'd rather watch Stomp the Yard, Kazaam, or even Crossover...
The best bad movie you'll see
posted on 12 Aug 2009I wasn't really sure about seeing this movie, and as of Friday night I really had absolutely no desire to see it. But on Saturday a friend wanted me to see it with him on Sunday, and between the time we made the plans on Saturday and actually saw it on Sunday, I started getting excited about it, albeit in the "Rosemary's Baby" kind of manner - I thought it would be so horrible to watch that it would be impossible to turn away.However, I was very pleasantly surprised. As other comments have said, don't come to watch this movie if you're looking for something serious. However, if you're looking for something campy and fun, this is just the ticket. There were scenes that made me cringe, scenes that made me jump, and scenes that made me laugh out loud. Not because they were funny, but because they were so over the top.I'll describe this to my friends as "the best bad movie you'll likely ever see". It's B-movie material for sure and is destined to be standard fare at fraternity parties and stupid movie night. I think it's even possible to get a Rocky Horror type of following with this - I could think of several places in the movie where audience participation would make the experience an event.Go see it. Suspend your disbelief for a while, laugh, cringe, and scream to your heart's content, and be as pleasantly surprised as I was when walking out of the theatre and realizing you actually had fun.
Worth Every Penny.
posted on 12 Aug 2009I am glad that I paid my hard earned dollars to see this wonderful work of art. It is not just quite possibly the best motion picture ever made, it is the best motion picture ever made. Ever.No, Snakes on a Plane will not make you question your place in the universe, it will not compel you to reach out to people across the earth, but it will deliver the most absurd 105 min you have ever experienced in a very long time, and are going to experience in a very long time.This film is a must see for everyone. It has it all, a relentless mob boss, snakes, a plane, horrible weather, hysterical passengers, a nude scene, snakes wreaking havoc on hysterical passengers, stereotypical cheesy lines, and of course, SAMUEL L JACKSON. If you do not like this film then you are missing the point of life. It is not serious, nor thrilling, or scary, but it never meant to be. It meant to be the most over the top, funny, ridiculous, movie about snakes on a plane, and that's exactly what it is. It met every one of my expectations and even exceeded them.Be sure to bring as many people as possible and be prepared to laugh. Be prepared to clap and scream throughout the entire film, especially for Samuel L Jackson's stunning performance. Having the entire audience applaud for Jackson's highly anticipated line only adds to the awesomeness of this film. If you get the chance, get more friends and see it again.That's all I have to say.
Very enjoyable, if for all the wrong reasons
posted on 12 Aug 2009I went and saw this with a friend and we laughed all the way through it. It is hilarious. The lines are classic, though they are trying to be serious, and I find it hard to believe that anyone could not laugh at some point in that film. Yes the deaths are gretuitous - but they use every cliché in the book and it makes it very enjoyable. Its stupid. Its not scary at all. Its dumb. Its got Sam Jackson in yet another similar role but it is brilliant. It is also set on a plane which appears to be bigger than an Airbus A380. Its factually totally incorrect. You have to see it to believe it.Its scary to think that this could be the biggest movie of 2006....WHAMMY!
Snakes on a Plane is very exciting!
posted on 12 Aug 2009Snakes on a Plane stars Samuel L. Jackson. This movies is about an FBI agent (Jackson) who is transporting a witness, who is going to testify against a very dangerous criminal named Eddie Kim, across the ocean on a plane. Eddie Kim wants the witness dead so his fills the plane with hundreds of snakes who have inhaled a pheromone that makes them extra prone to attack (Hence: snakes on a plane) I enjoyed Snakes on Plane.Snakes on a Plane was very action packed an even contained a few lines of comic relief. But this movie is not for young kids or anyone who gets grossed out easily due to profanity and lots and lots of gore. This movie was well worth renting and If I saw it in the movie theater it would have still been worth the expansive price of the admission ticket.
Destined to be a cult classic
posted on 10 Aug 2009You'll never guess what this movie's about. OK, perhaps you will. The wonderfully descriptive title is an essential part of the charm of this film. It doesn't take itself seriously and it delivers what it says on the tin. All the familiar characters and clichés are there with a clever blend of horror and humour that will make you squirm and squeal in similar measures.We know that somehow the aircraft will get down and that some of the passengers will survive but, since the only well-known face is the ever-enjoyable Samuel L Jackson, we can't be sure who will die and how. It is of course Jackson who has the best line that may well become a classic: "It's time to get these motherfucking snakes off this motherfucking plane" (cue: cheers from the audience).I loved "SOAP" which is destined to achieve cult status - and incidentally, no snakes were harmed in the making of this movie.
Best movie ever and I can tell you why
posted on 10 Aug 2009The reason this is the greatest movie ever is not for an intense storyline or great special effects, it is just for it being made as kind of like a joke you would see on family guy or something. It is funny because someone spent all that money for a movie such as this, and you can tell they didn't do it to make a serious thriller or anything. I mean honestly who would make a thriller with someone getting bit in the penis or boob? So for all of you who don't like it, it is because you are trying too hard to want it to be a great action movie, you aren't supposed to spot everything bad and call it a crappy movie, it is great for it's corniness and it has Samuel L. Jackson and a lot of other big people!
Snakes on a _________ plane...
posted on 08 Aug 2009The fake snakes were fake to say the least. The actions and movements of the snakes was a little lame as well. I found this movie to be quite hilarious and I laughed through most of the film. The spoilers... haha... umm The latrine, mile-high club and a doobie: snake pops in through the ceiling and bites her nipple! lol Another guy goes to the latrine to take a leak: "How's my big boy?", he says to his tool. A snake flies up out of the toilet and latches on to you know what. LOL Snakes go into people's eyes, mouths and other orifices. Absolutely funny! About 15 minutes before the movie is over, Jackson finally says the words he's famous for saying and gets the look on his face that we all know and love. He only said it maybe 3 times in a 2 minute span. I gave it a 6 because of the hilarity. If Jackson hadn't said what he said, I would have gone lower.
A post-modernist touchstone
posted on 08 Aug 2009It is possible that some of the absurdities of SOAP's plot were carried out in full sincerity (for example, the film's director was a "junior pro surfer"), but in the end, the film operates as a self-conscious bizarro comedy-slash-horror movie, in that order--the humor is mostly intentional, as opposed to the "so bad it's good" quality that most people anticipated. SOAP's sentiments, in theory, make it comparable to a Troma-produced film with an unlimited budget; it goes without saying that the former is "slicker," but both share an anarchic sense of social commentary-via-satire that results in a surprising amount of substance for such stupid (and knowingly hilarious) subject matter. That its opening gross was only $15 million was likely a blessing in disguise: continuing on this track could save the film from a Napoleon Dynamite-like kitsch idolatry, effectively keeping the movie's legacy rooted in its aesthetics rather than its winking goofiness. That being said, SOAP is far from perfect; its more blatant attempts at comedy are stale--its funniest material is low-key and subtle (like the part towards the beginning where rapper Three G's is walking with his entourage and says "man, we gotta get some more of this stuff" as the camera reveals him using Purell hand sanitizer). For better or worse, SOAP will probably be a seminal work.
If you haven't seen this movie, then you're definitely NOT cool. And that's a scientific FACT.
posted on 30 Aug 2009I'm giving this movie - Snakes on a Plane, or SoAP as it's more affectionately known - 10 out of 10 because it delivers exactly what it promises... (and if you haven't guessed already, then it's Snakes... on a plane).Genius really. It's one of those movies that would be like taking something we use almost everyday and love, like a toaster, and adding flashing lights to it... so that we use it more often as well as convincing us that the toast tastes a lot better.SoAP is actually really funny as well... and not because it's so utterly ridiculous (which is what you expect to get most of the laughs from), but it does actually have some good humour in it (as well as the obvious humour that DOES come from the ridiculous plot).The most surprising thing about SoAP is that the plot does actually - if you can believe it - get a bit more complicated than just putting snakes onto a plane, but not by much. This gives the movie a bit of substance and adds some suspense as well.To anyone who hasn't yet seen this movie, I advise rushing out of your house immediately and bursting into your nearest cinema and DEMANDING to see this movie. Also, you should buy the t-shirt.Huzzah for SoAP!