Movies Starring Chriss Anglin
An American Carol
WARNING! This movie may be offensive to children, young people, old people, in-the-middle people, some people on the right, all people on the left, terrorists, pacifists, war-mongers, fish mongers, Christians, Jews, Muslims, atheists, agnostics (though you'd have to prove it to them), the ACLU, liberals, conservatives, neo-cons, ex-cons, future cons, Republicans, Democrats, Libertarian, people of color, people of no color, English speakers, English-as-a-second language speakers, non-speakers, men, women, more women, & Ivy League professors. Native Americans should be okay.
Trace Adkins, Kevin P. Farley, Kelsey Grammer, Chriss Anglin, Robert Davi, Serdar Kalsin, Bill O'Reilly, Geoffrey Arend, Dennis Hopper, Jillian Murray, Scott Bailey, Dana Lyn Baron, Mark Vafiades, Jon Voight
DIRECTOR:At a July 4 barbecue, gramps tells the kids the story of Michael Malone, a documentary filmmaker and Michael Moore look-alike who hates America and wants to abolish July 4th. He refuses to celebrate with his nephew Josh, who's shipping out soon to the Middle East. That night, Michel has a vision of his hero, JFK, who predicts that three ghosts will visit Michael. Sure enough, General Patton, George Washington, and country music star Trace Adkins visit Michael show him the fruits of patriotism, just wars, and pacifism. Meanwhile, Arab terrorists want Malone to help them with a propaganda film. Is he the next Leni Riefenstahl or will he see the light?
Hillside Cannibals
Tom Nagel, Vaz Andreas, Frank Pacheco, Thomas Downey, Chriss Anglin, Louis Graham, Justin Jones, Leigh Scott, Brian J. Garland
A group of teenagers in the desert become the prey of cannibalistic inbreds who live in the nearby hillside.
